Tuesday, April 12, 2011

For the Lulz - ...

For the Lulz - It's funny you mentioned that...

An old man goes to see his rabbi. He says, "Oh rabbi, my son has left Judaism for Christianity! What should I do?"

The rabbi replies, "You know, it's funny you mentioned that... My son has also left Judaism for Christianity!"

The man says, "But you're the rabbi! What did you do?"

Rabbi says, "I do not know, but I will pray for both of us tonight."

That night, God came to the rabbi in a dream. The rabbi, struck with awe, asks, "Oh God, our sons are leaving Judaism for Christianity! What do we do?"

God replies, "You know, it's funny you mentioned that..."

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Thursday, March 10, 2011


Never build an underground forest surrounded by lava.

Those are wise words.